ONE MORE PUN-

Still in Cannes, France at MIP. France’s most elite come here to relax on the beach and drink rosé, we’re here pitching a TV show to broadcasters around the world.

If I photoshopped this for ten minutes you’d be convinced that I George Clooney was really right there. Or maybe not.

Macaroons-

Late night yacht parties.

Even if I spent ten minutes photoshopping this picture it’d still be blurry as shit, but that’s Gene Simmons from KISS and his wife behind him.

Its hard to believe this is what Cannes really looks like –

The Youtube booth really looked rad.

Europeans are great. I’d love to know what the owner of this moped looks like.

Launch party for the new Ultramarines Warhammer 4000 movie thats coming out some time in the next few years.

This is MTV’s Booth. So far the Jersey Shore phenomenon has remained stateside for the most part but from what I hear, the network is about to make a big push to make those guys worldwide superstars. Just imagine La Sîtüatioñ’s all around the world. Scary.

This is the entrance to the Warner Brothers pier. See that boat behind the security guard? That takes the big shots to another yacht 10 miles off shore where they handle the really big meetings. I get free t-shirts sometimes.

Postcard.