I got to escape from the city yesterday for a quick trip to upstate New York. Somewhere along the way I thought I’d do an entire post with bad puns and halloween jokes.
Went apple picking at Dubois Farms.
Isn’t that appealing?
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
I bought 40 pounds worth of Gala apples.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
How did the ghost fix the hole in his shirt? With a pumpkin patch.
I got lost in the corn maize. Eyes were useless, you had to use your ears.
There was a pony ride too but I didn’t get a picture because these kids were horsing around. Jackasses. I didn’t want to stirrup any trouble so I didn’t warn them about how hard the maze was.
